“We Are All Felons”…… Your business can be one too

2 01 2007

Cross Posted from Stiknstein…has no mercy

In a rare show of bi partisanship in 2007, Congress is planning to continue the “Small Business Wage Reduction and Criminal Conversion Act of 2006″
This act is designed to provide incentives to Law Abiding Small Business Owners across the nation to partner with our larger corporations as felons.

” It is important for all American Small Business owners to understand the wide range of felonies and misdemeanors available to them,” a congressional spokesman was quoted as inferring…….
For years we have been offering this type of program to the large corporations and it has been very successful. We wanted to find a way to encourage violation of our laws at the State and local level. Participation in the program has been encouraging in the last few years as more and more businesses join the ” We are all felons” movement. Every willing business needs to understand how felonies and misdemeanors can work for them.”

When asked the effect this would have on law abiding businesses, a Congressional spoksman replied,

“Small businesses have always been the cornerstone of our economy. It is the goal of the Administration that every landscaper, contractor, and resturant illegally providing goods and services at a lower cost to their communities, will in turn be an example to other legitimate businesses to convert to criminal practices. This will demonstrate to their neighbors that commiting the felonies necessary to be competitive, works as well in our local economy as it does in the global economy.”


Across the nation It’s clear however, some communities are resisting criminal conversion by passing ordinances that call for Federal laws to be enforced, but the Congress and the Administration believe these efforts just create confusion among businesses as to which pro business felonies and misdemeanors they can apply that work to their advantage.

Local building contractor Juan Garcia revealed his frustration ” First we figured we were just committing class two felonies and a few class 4 misdemeanors…..but now they say we might owe fines on each misdemeanor…..It’s hard enough under bidding our competetors…..now they say they want us to do it legally?…… it’s all so confusing…..

The ACLU echoed his sentiment…..

” We represent many large and small criminal businesses and believe the current piecemeal approach as to the severity of their felonies is racist, discriminatory….and forces them to abandon their children at school every time they are raided. We believe small businesses throughout the country are demanding Congress and the administration provide a “Comprehensive Criminal Conversion Solution.” Encouraging law abiding businesses to convert to criminal activity is not the final answer but it is a step in the right direction.

The President probably stated:
“This is, however a voluntary program and those who choose not to participate may fall on tough times…..but, he added….

The Administrations position has always been to allow market forces to set the cost of goods and services without Government interference. It has been clearly proven that enforcing our laws can be a hinderance to criminals in a free market.”
“We believe,”The Criminal Conversion Act” will help every mom and pop business to reduce paperwork, lower wages, be more competitive and become the felons all hard working Americans want to be.”
God Bless our felons
God Bless America…………

Bear Creek Ledger points out that terrorists have to work too.
Legal Business Whiners that think the laws matter:

This was a production of The
Coalition Against Illegal Immigration (CAII).

If you would like to
participate, please go to the above link to learn more. Afterwards, email the coalition…. brianbonner90-at-gmail-dot-com……and let
me know at what level you would like to participate.




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