Congressional Valmorification……Everything old……is new again

3 01 2007

Cross posted from Stiknstein…has no mercy

And do-on’t throw the past away
You might need it some other rainy day
Dreams can come true again
When everything old is new again
When everything old i-is new-ew a-again………
Peter Allen

Valmorification is a little known, but often used process by which you take a known object and transform it into a similar appearing completely new object while not really changing it at all….Throughout history Valmorification has been used extensively in the legislative process and in most every Election. The results speak for themselves.

With the new congress about to begin and Democrats in control, stalled legislation from the 109th congress is being valmorphanize at a record pace.

109th Republican controlled Congress tackled
Transparency in Congress
Elimination of lobbyist influence
Ethical Oversight in Congress
Reduction of Congressional Perks
Tax reform
Immigration Reform
Social Security Reform
Securing our borders
Congressional Page Tipline

THESE ISSUES HAVE NOW BEEN VALMORPHANIZED INTO……

110th Democrat controlled Congress will tackle
Translucency in Congress
Eradication of lobbyist influence
New Improved Ethical Oversight in Congress
Slowification of Congressional Perks
Tax reformation
Guest Worker Reform
Social ReSecurity Reform
Securing some border somewhere
Congressional page Hotline(The Kennedy Sub Committee on hot pages)

Senator Nancy Pelosi beamed as she presented the valmorphanized “NEW DIRECTION” Democrat plan.

“Americans everywhere can clearly see, Radical changes in the way Congress works are taking place.
The old Republican partisan way of stalling legislation and hiding their inaction from the American People will be swept away in the first 100 days by the New Democrat partisan way of stalling legislation and hiding our inaction from the American People.
While there have been periods when the process wasn’t entirely successful and meaningful change actually occurred, we have faith that legislative Valmorification is as effective as ever and we intend to prove it.”

Pelosi added:
“With that historical tradition in mind, Congress is proud to announce….“The Bi-partisan Immigration Reform and Valmorification Bill for 2007″Based on the incredible success of the 1986 Amnesty plan, The “Bi-partisan Immigration Reform and Valmorification Bill for 2007″ will be one of our highest priorities.”

“In 1986, a bipartisan consensus in Congress issued an amnesty program for the 3 million illegal aliens then in America. Doing so solved the problem by allowing immigration enforcement officials to forget about the huge backlog of international trespassers requiring deportation under the law, and focus instead on securing the border to prevent new trespassers from entering. We cut our losses and moved on.”

“In 2007, a bipartisan consensus in Congress will issue an amnesty Guest Worker program for the 3 million 15 million illegal aliens now in America. Doing so solved will solve the problem by allowing immigration enforcement officials to forget about the huge backlog of international trespassers requiring deportation under the law, and focus instead on securing our borders to prevent new trespassers from entering. We will cut our losses and move on.

Pelosi then stated:
“This exciting and innovative new Immigration Valmorification Iniative shows Americans everywhere our Congressional forsight and vision for the future when in 2015 we will do it all over again.


Pelosi: Now you see, the NEW DIRECTION is inevitable.
Bush: It’s what?
Pelosi: Inevit – inevitable.
Bush: One more time?
Pelosi: Inevitable! Things are inevitably going to change! Goddamnit, open your f**kin’ ears!

The Congressional Valmorification shuffle

This was a production of The
Coalition Against Illegal Immigration (CAII).

If you would like to participate, please go to the above link to learn more. Afterwards, email the coalition…. brianbonner90-at-gmail-dot-com……and let me know at what level you would like to participate.

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